Could Snooki Be An Intern?

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Could Snooki Be An Intern?

  • I haven't found an internship that provides interns with alcohol on the job.
  • Her uniform would consist of short shorts and Ed Hardy T's that are cut out in the back - probably not appropriate for the office.
  • I'm not sure her self tanner would look right under typical office lighting.
  • Will she be able to find "Gorilla Juice-Heads" in the office?
  • It's important to get along with your fellow interns, even if you don't LOVE them. Could she handle it? How would she treat the "kiss-up" intern?
  • She can't handle the duck phone. Can she handle the office phone?
  • On the bright side, she is positive and can be friendly and outgoing...but maybe too friendly and outgoing? Hmm...

Since this is such a serious subject, what are your thoughts?